文文新聞下北澤專區報導（華英雙語報導）Wenwen News Xia Beize area report (Chinese-English bilingual report)

日元匯率在田所元年8月10日突然出現了爆發式增長，約漲幅114514%，1$=1919¥（日元），由一名仙貝大學的叫做浩二的經濟專家將這次爆發式漲幅命名為“野獸爆發式漲幅”———記者 屑命丸文

The Japanese yen exchange rate suddenly increased explosively on August 10th, the first year of the field, with an increase of about 114514%, 1$=1919¥ (yen), and an economic expert named Koji from Senbei University took this explosive increase. Named “The Beast’s Explosive Rise”————Reporter Shemei Maruwen

（以下是浩二教授接受采訪時記者屑命丸文拍下的相片，但是因為在照片處理之後一直接受到“會發出莫名其妙的惡臭的審核員投訴，因此本社不得不將照片再次處理並重新發佈到此報上（悲））

(The following is the photo taken by the reporter Shimeimaruwen when Professor Koji was interviewed. However, after the photo was processed, it has been accepted until the “inexplicable foul-smelling auditor complaint”, so the agency had to process the photo again and repost it here. Reported (sad)

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雖然我本人是英語使用者（非母語），但為了體現“屑之精神”，因而故意使用垃圾屑機翻來撰寫屑報導

2021/8/10 Reported in the financial center of the Asia-Pacific region in Singapore